Tinder Is Way More Important Than You Think

Hendrix had his Fender Stratocaster. Yo-Yo Ma, his Stradivarius. Steve, your lovable dumbass neighbor from college? He has Tinder. The match of his bronzer-lotioned finger with Tinder’s devilishly swipeable surface is the ultimate pairing of tool and tool. It is a symbiotic relationship—in exchange for dollars, Tinder provides, as Steve so colloquially calls it, “babes.” 

However, Steve has a secret: a deep, all-consuming love for the opera. In his pursuit of the perfect babe, Steve is looking for someone who will share his affinity for crying to Pavarotti and crushing White Claws. Normally, he might have issues finding such an individual at Rush Week. But with Tinder’s AI algorithms, the alto alcoholic of his dreams is just one finger flick away. 

So why does Tinder matter? Because it facilitates love and, by extension, grows the world’s population. 

Many technologists look to work at a mission-driven company, to make a difference in the world. To do so, they duct-tape together bits and atoms into a shape that produces net new economic activity. When you look to change the world, you may think of frontier sciences: nuclear fusion or space flight or large language models. I do not deny that these things are objectively cool. However, I would argue there is someone with a greater, more immediate need for help from our most brilliant minds. That person is Steve. 

I will also admit to having once been in a similar situation as our operatic frat bro. In 2020, my love life was a disaster, and I couldn’t find anyone I really clicked with. Then, one day on Hinge (a dating app owned by the same parent company as Tinder), I got a “most compatible” recommendation from their AI algorithm, and there on my screen was Morgan. We had no mutual friends, no overlap in our interests, and to the casual observer, nothing in common. She is an academic who studies English literature, and I, well, I am a nerd who likes startups.

But somehow, Hinge’s algorithm knew we would get along. Our first date went for 3x as long as we planned. Our second date was supposed to be an hour and ended up being six. A little over a year after meeting, we were married. The best thing that ever happened to me was only possible because of a recommendation algorithm. An underappreciated fact about dating apps is that they pierce social circles. You meet people you never would've met normally, and I just happened to meet my soulmate. 

Love lifts us up where we belong…is the purpose for living…all that Hallmark-branded hullabaloo. Theoretically, I could end my argument right here. But this column is Napkin Math, and so we have to talk about the real reason love matters: It makes the economy work. And the reason why is simple. 

We need more babies.